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January 14, 2000 |
The Communist is dedicated to reporting credible information on the forces for and against Communism; and we must
expose the originator of this seemingly doctored image. Who is out to frame KidPuppet? Would he engage in such an
inane act as harassing a fast food line? How would this charlatan benefit from the defamation of KidPuppet?
(click image for full article)
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January 13, 2000 |
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The Russian tabloid, the "Russian Exposer", has revealed a frightening image of possible freak genetic experiments.
The Communist rebels seemed to have cloned soldiers in an attempt to build a super soldier. How has this underground rebel
group harnessed the powers of cloning? What powerful groups have allied themselves with the rebel and KidPuppet?
(click image for full article)
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January 12, 2000 |
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KidPuppet, up to no good, is seen here destroying today's Russian youth.
On a Russian Sports Weekend, KidPuppet crashed the partying to pollute the
innocent, youthful, festivities with his hard brand of narcotics, Special Kid.
The young man seen in this photo, on the right, spent 2 weeks on the Russian treetops, claiming
he was the "miracle worker". His friend claimed to have no connections with KidPuppet, but he
has been detained without bail for further questioning.
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January 11, 2000 |
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Political rallies are proving that the Communist Party, despite getting more votes than the other
parties, has lost its hold over parliament's agenda, perhaps opening the way to tax, land, and other economic reforms.
From this picture, it seems that KidPuppet has taken up the battle against Communism. What could this mean? Does he
have an ulterior motive?
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January 5, 2000 |
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KidPuppet and Karl Marx? What could this mean? Read the interesting article
which surfaced after our publicist, Anton Kimovish, purchased a factory for an
American Dollar in an auction. The factory turned out to be the old printing house of "The Russian Times".
(for full article click image)
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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