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The Russian Times
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October 28, 1965
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section B-12
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The True Father of Communism? |
by Bobik Leemish |
Marx and Engels on family picnic.
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Old photos of the "Fathers of Communism", Karl Marx and Fredrick Engels, surfaced after
a mysterious source submitted several of these images to the Russian Times editor, Garov
Feitiska. Photo analyst, Ravov Maharov, determined these photos were genuine images taken
in 1846. Historian, Tiran Jebejian, suspects the mysterious picture was taken while Marx and
Engels were working on part one of "The German Ideology", their first exposition into a new
revolutionary philosophy.
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A news reel was also submitted to the editor, along with the mysterious images. In this news reel, a
lanky man, who appears in several of the Marx and Engels' family photos, appears to be
showing or possibly selling the old Marx home. The grainy news reel, devoid of sound, failed
to reveal the true intentions of this man. Toward the end of this news reel, the puppetish individual
seemed to be screaming madly and preaching to massive crowds of curious onlookers. Could this have
been the true "Father of Communism"? Among the curious onlookers were noneother than Marx and Engels
themselves. Colbish Cavman of Industrial Light and Magic spent several hours analyzing and digitizing the
footage, and determined the full 8 hours were in no way a counterfeit.
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Man infront of the Marx home. |
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