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Russian Exposer
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January 10, 2000
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issue 143
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Cloning, Puppets, Comrade T, Oh My! |
by Garichek Feitov |
Sinister plot to clone KidPuppet.
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News Update ---
January 11, 2000
Ural Mountains, Russia-
Russian military troupes have been put on high alert, as reports have
surfaced about a group of Communist rebels training in the mountains for a possible attempt at a
coup. The rebels are believed to be led by a mysterious commander known as "Comrade T."
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Apparently, this Comrade T has had access to cloning technology, which he has used to create
what he believes to be the perfect ideological war machine, capable of destroying the capitalist
heathens. Comrade T's political doctrine can be found in his latest manifesto, entitled "I Pity
the Fool Who Supports a Free Market Economy."
-Russian Exposer
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