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Babushka Weekly
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January 1, 2000
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section a-b-120
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McCommey's Ad.
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The popular McCommey's serves thousands of Russian children with hot, tastey, meat-filled meals. With over
20,000 served, they prove that Communism is a fading trend. Communism is going the way of the dinosaur. The
warm welcome of hot meat is Russia's best answer to it ailing economy. "Mmmmmmm, hot meat." Yes, that is what
the long lines of Russian children chant as they wait for their next hot meal from McCommey's. Well, one fateful
day, an evil, horrible, man destroyed their hopes for a blissful meal, when he sat on the tired faces of customers
waiting on line to be served. He scared most of the students waiting on line, but several resisted his diabolic
taunting, chanting, and urinating.
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KidPuppet, evil man! |
A single group of young, urine soaked, Russian students were the only ones to survive his evil monkeyshines.
When asked to comment, the young long haired boy stated, "Oh.... Yeah.... That Kid.. Puppet... Yeah, he's a
bad man. He's.. uuhh... evil." This KidPuppet must be stopped. He is destroying the delicate framework of Russia
during the inception of a new Renaissance.
-by Tiran Jebroni
KnowYourRole Press
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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