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October 31, 1999 | PDD
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issue 2034-z
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Tinky-Winky = Hitler? |
by Steve Uberman |
-Fort Lee,NJ
Six year old Guy Incognito reported earlier today that his favorite Halloween costume was taken from him by a man later to be identified as Adolf Hitler.
Guy was hit with 4 bullets to the chest and badly bludgeoned with a cold salmon. Police are on the lookout for Hitler and are asking all Fort Lee residents
to be on the lookout for a man wearing a Tinky-Winky costume.
He was last seen near Burger King in the Bridge Plaza Shopping Center, shouting things like : "Awwww" and "KidPuppet will rise above the working class!"
He is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous. Any information leading to his capture will yield a $10,000 reward.
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