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April 22, 1965 |
The Cuban
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Viva El Puppet! Viva! |
by Mikhail Ananov |
Fidel with Sr KidPuppet
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It was a festive evening in Havana, Cuba. The atmosphere was filled with fun, the dinner was
grand, and its host was gracious. Fidel Castro spoke to the estimated 65 dignitaries from around
the world who were invited to his home in Cuba. Castro gave his views on the world, talked
about Cuba's state, and even preached. He didn't preach the words of god, but the words of
KidPuppet. KidPuppet you ask? Yes, KidPuppet! The words of communism flowed freely and
fluently from the dictator's mouth as he referred to his prospering country. He even mentioned
names such as Marx and Engel. He wanted to get the message across that communism wasn't the way
many people view it to be. His words were obviously influenced by KidPuppet, who was at the
gala. The dignitaries ate, drank, and danced till one in the morning enjoying every moment of
the night.
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Perhaps the Fidel's message came across, perhaps it didn't, but as one dignitary put it,
"I see what Mr. Castro is talking about, and I understand."
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KidPuppet visited Fidel Castro in Cuba yesterday, much to the dismay of United States'
officials. Sources close to the dictator's office said it was a casual meeting. There was no
business conducted. KidPuppet did find time to share a Cuban cigar with Castro. Castro has
frequently met with KidPuppet to discuss among other issues, their beliefs in communism.
Castro has also angered many countries by providing asylum for KidPuppet, when he seems to be
running out of places to hide from authorities.
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Fidel kisses puppet
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KidPuppet on the green.
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So what's KidPuppet's handicap? He and Cuba leader Fidel Castro spent the day playing eighteen
holes of golf while smoozing about KidPuppet's plans for the coming months. Sources close to
Castro have said that the dictator has been feeling pressure to sever all ties from the notorious
KidPuppet. Castro has never been one to abide to requests from countries such as the United
States, but Castro did discuss the situation with KidPuppet.
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Castro wanted to let KidPuppet
know that the two may have to avoid being seen together for a while. The situation is awkward
for the dictator, because he has great respect for KidPuppet. Castro credits KidPuppet for
most of the things that have led to him being the head of Cuba.
-SmellyPerro Press
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-Height:
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-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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