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January 23, 2000 |
Not only has KidPuppet had a role in shaping Communism in China, he has unlocked his secret mystical powers of the puppet
to the Chinese masters. Our slick photographer, Jason "the Bartender", recently stole excerpts from KidPuppet's private memoirs.
Will his spiritual incite save communism?
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January 22, 2000 |
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Burlap shirts emblazoned with an image of Lenin and KidPuppet, titled "What is to Be Done 1902". This puppet seems to have been involved in every
nook and cranny of Communism. Did this crazy, magnetic, charismatic, puppet shape the world's Communist beliefs?
Could this puppet have also worked his way across East Asia?
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January 18, 2000 |
One of our reliable news sources sent in an article to verify KidPuppet's presence in Cuba.
It looks like KidPuppet partied it up with Fidel and Cuban nationals. What a wild bunch. The lighter
side of Cuban Communist Revolutionaries. Look at what poor Elian is missing.
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January 17, 2000 |
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Yes, we are only devoted to news and information concerning the modern Communist, but this news was too interesting to resist.
Is this an image of the super-villian of the 20th Century? What the heck is going on here!? I'm stumped. Where is Fort Lee, NJ?!
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January 16, 2000 |
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KidPuppet, Cuban revolutionary? The writers at The Communist were shocked on a recent vacation to Cuba, when one of us
came accross an old revolutionary pamphlet. Was KidPuppet a master of guerilla warfare? The pamphlet seemed to indicate
that this puppet was Castro's true right hand man, and led the Cuban rebels to victory.
Here is a short expert from KidPuppet's revolutionary propaganda: "It has to start somewhere;
It has to start sometime; What better place than here; What better time than now!"
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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