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Editor's Note: The following article is an excerpt from KidPuppet's personal memoirs.
The Communist's editors have edited content due to graphic language.
My Trip to China - June 10, 1998 |
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Man, what a f**ken trip. Wild. Yeah, I remember making that kid, Mao Zedong, my b*tch. Great times.
It's good to be back. It's been a while. Gotta do alot of catching up with these sick b*sterds. Man,
these cats multiply like bacteria. Got nuthin but love for my Chinese homeys. Today was a busy day, indeed.
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I spent f**ken 12 hours walking across that long f**ken wall. Why did I f**ken do it! It was 100 degrees
today. The sun was blasting my a*s, and I couldn't take it any longer. I think I passed out for a couple of
days. Those d*mn vultures were circling. Eat my a*s, will you? Yeah, that's why you're dead. Gotta buy a new shirt.
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Anyway, after I woke my a*s up, I walked down to the Yellow River. Yeah, b*tch, I rode those waves!
Who's your daddy?! F'in tourist, bumping into me with your rafts?! Yeah, that's why you're dead.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I made that river my b*tch.
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Yo, I f*cken learned some thing today. I learned to f*cken chair wrestle. That old b*tch threw me around
like a rag doll with his Chinese death stool. Tossed my a*s 20 feet, that m*******cker. Yeah, after he taught me,
I taught him a lesson or two. Yeah b*tch, the student becomes the teacher!
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I also taught those old sh*ts a thing or two. I showed them my secret. My secret power of the puppet.
The old man learned to control the power of the puppet, but it was too much for the b*tch. He f*cken lost
his hand up my back. May be he'll pass the power onto his students.
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After spending the rest of the day teaching the ways of the puppet, I took a little break. Battled to the
death, Shaolin style! Wu-tang 4 life. They died 20 deaths before they even hit the floor.
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