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Editor's Note: The letter below is a translation, which is open to interpretation. | |
The Chairman's Personal Stationary |
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February 14, 1940
His hands were as long and sensitive as a woman's.... Whatever else he might be he was an
aesthete. I was in fact repelled by the feminine in him. An instinctive hostility sprang up
inside me, and I became so occupied with trying to master it, that I heard hardly a word of
what followed...
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You sweet, sweet, beast. Remember the time we spent on the beach. Your felt-like face and hands, your
stringy, flowing hair, like a crackhead, like a puppet. You've been my teacher, mother, father, brother, sister,
cousin, and secret lover. The way you call me Chairman, the way you call me Yellowmeat, You make me
sweat. I couldn't stand it when you would rub monkey feces in my hair, but I also couldn't resist. Oh, how the
smell of monkey feces makes me think of you and your irreverent ways.
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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