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When was the last time you spotted a sinister puppet plotting to take over the world?
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Call Me KidPuppet |
Version 5.0 |
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Bones and blood. |
I got none.
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I'm a freakin puppet.
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| Pump up da volume and feel ma juice. |
Burn them puppets
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Laser beam puppet
Spin Puppet Spin
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Kidpuppet, fire eater
Puppet's got nerves
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Time travel puppet
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KidPuppet Ate My Balls
-Hey! Hey pal, I'm going to eat your balls.
-Puppet? I'm eating your balls.
-I'm made out of felt and stuffing; now I'm going to eat your balls.
-You got nickels? I got your balls. Mmmmm, good.
-KidPuppet says, "Your balls taste like Russian burger meat."
-Salty balls, shiney nickels. Look, I ate your balls.
-How's my attitude? Too late, I ate your balls.
-Marx, I ate his balls.
-Lenin, I ate his balls.
-Engels, I chomped his balls.
-Mao, I devoured his balls.
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-Stalin, I chewed his frozen balls.
-Hey David Hasselhof, I'm going to eat your balls. B*tch, Knight Rider balls.
-Is that your final answer? Yeah, I ate Regis' 50/50 balls.
-Conan the Destroyer stepped on my balls, so I ate his balls.
-Mr. Sinister... Hey, pal. I'll eat your balls.
-Want your balls eaten? 1-800-WHO-CARES.
-Awwwww, nickels. Costs less to eat your balls.
-Mr. T ate my balls. He pitied my balls. |
KidPuppet will rock you. |
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
Might is right. Power to the puppet.
Go get some Awww!
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