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Interview with a Puppet |
2 2000 |
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February 25, 2000 |
Oh, Aguilera!
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Hit me baby, one more time.
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KidPuppet: Hey, what's up, jailbait?
Christina Aguilera: Hi, what's up sexy mama.
KP: So, you just won the Grammies. What's that like?
CA: It's great. I was so surprised. I'm still shaking.
KP: Shaking. Great. Yeah, OK. Shake for me. No, just kidding. I'm a puppet.
CA: Oh KidPuppet, you're so funny.
KP: Yeah, I'm great. OK, back to you. You used to be a Mousekateer? (Under his breathe:
How the f*ck do you spell that?)
CA: Yes, I used to be a Mouseketeer. (Yeah, it's spelled Mouseketeer with an E.)
I used to be a Mouseketeer with Britney Spears. It's was great.
KP: It was great, huh? Yeah, you thought it was great to work with Britney Spears? Yeah, you're right.
It would be great for me to work with Britney Spears. Yeah... I'll work her over good. What? Where are we? Oh. Yeah.
CA: What? What are you talking about? Anyway. I'm blonde. I love my hair and lips.
KP: Lips, eh? Interesting. Yeah, anyway. So, did you like that Britney? I think she looks like a
cocker spaniel.
CA: No. Yes. What? Yes, I like her... No, she's a bitch. You're right. She looks like a cocker spaniel with
a rack.
KP: You got a point there. She's got a rack that won't quit. Damn, she's got a set like she's smuggling puppets.
CA: You're scaring me.
KP: Yeah, whatever. Hit me baby, one more time.
CA: What?
KP: I said, what's you're next project?
CA: I want to work with Kid Rock. I think he's so cute.
KP: Yeah, you like that white bread, phoney, a*s licker? You know, he likes the salad? The tossed salad.
CA: No way. But he likes to bawidabadabangdabangdiggy.
KP: What the f*ck are you talking about?! Get the f*ck out of my face!
CA: (Voice shivering) What? You're eyes. They're turning red. I'm scared.
KP: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Shut up. How come you're under age?
CA: Well, I'm 18 now. I think. So, I guess that doesn't make me under age.
KP: Yeah? Really? I slammed that Britney girl on her 18th. Like some competative competition? Want a puppet to mess
yer perdy blonde hair? Want some puppet luvin?
CA: ...
...End of Interview...
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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