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January 3, 2000 |
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This latest photo shows KidPuppet with a man, who is suspected to be his father.
During New Year's celebrations, KidPuppet was seen slapping old ladies and eating rotten meats with
the old man. The old man was taken in for questioning, but he did not survive the delicate arrest by the
Russian police. After an autopsy of the man's body, a note was found, placed in his corpse. According to
doctors, this note was placed approximately 2 hours after the old man's death. The note read, "I'm KidPuppet
and I love everyone. The day of puppet judgement will come. -KP".
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December 25, 1999 |
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Christmas celebrations in St. Petersburg came to a screeching halt, when KidPuppet was spotted screaming
and spitting on huge crowds of bewildered partiers. The Russian Students' Choir dispersed in a frenzied panic,
crushing hundreds of tourists, children, and Russian men in Santa outfits. KipPuppet was reported to
have spent 10 hours on the St. Petersburg rooftops, before plunging 50 feet in a drunken stupor.
The Russian police attempted to arrest him; but he broke free and ran away. His whereabout a currently
unknown.
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November 15, 1999 |
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KipPuppet was seen causing his usual chaos at the Red Square. The pantless puppet destroyed
precious artifacts, and demolished the historic buildings surrounding Red Square. He urniated and
deficated all over the delicate architecture and citizens. This event undoubtedly destroyed the
tourist industry in our beloved Mother Russia.
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November 2, 1999 |
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This rare picture seems to show the KidPuppet trying to sabotage the Russian National Ski Team's
training camp.
None of the members of the team ever remember seeing KidPuppet on the training grounds, but the
captain commented, "This KidPuppet is bad man. He makes Boris Yeltson look like Mother Theresa.
That man, not worthy of receiving the Nobel Prize. He is evil man. Evil."
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September 12, 1999 |
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The KidPuppet is spotted in Russia at the scene of a gruesome crime in frozen Siberia.
A young billy goat was reported to have been violated and gutted by cruel, inexplicable,
methods. A fearful witness failed to comment.
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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