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July 10, 2000 |
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It's finally here! The KidPuppet Prized Patrol! He'll knock down your door in the wee hours of the morning; throw you into a burlap sack; soak you in pasturized goat juices; and repeatedly scream bloody murder at your tonsils with a British accent. Be the next lucky winner!
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June 5, 2000 |
Cook it up! KidPuppet has a taste, a taste for oppression. Oh, does he ever cook it up well. This bitter little punk
has finally put his belligerent, monkey-hating, donkey-punching powers to good use. As a Cuban refugee child once put it, "His
cooking, it taste like cold steely subjugation. Mmmm, my tongue hurts."
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May 16, 2000 |
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Cold Fusion in the 1960s? Was the pipedream of every physicist in the world already acheived by a
single maniacal genius? What ever happened to the promise of a new age? What happened to the d*amn
blueprints and equations! We found the pieces in Pyongyang, North Korea, but not a single scientist seems to be able to
put them together...
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May 15, 2000 |
KidPuppet Delivers Sick Fun to Inuit Party-Freaks
The infamous KidPuppet has gone insane! The reporters at The Communist have discovered the reasons for
the lull in puppet activity. (Besides the whole deportation thing. See below) We've discovered that
the sick puppetish fiend has spent his spring in Alaska and Northern Canada of all places, spreading a
new horrific fad to the Marxist-Leninist Party of the Northern Regions. Mad-Hallucinogenic-Sugar-Induced KidPog Slamming!
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April 26, 2000 |
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What the H E double hockey sticks is going on with this world?! Is a puppet and his family really
that much of a threat to warrent a raid by insane stormtroopers? True, KidPuppet is a menace,
but he's not going to burn down the place. What's the deal with KidPuppet hanging out with fishermen
in closets? Awwwfully fishy.
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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