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The Money Shot
Cooking like he knows it!
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(800) Who-Cares
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Butter that Cookie and Slap It On My Face!
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Redrum, redrum, Yum.
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My tool of evil, my bastion of bloody horror. Yes, my kitchen defines the twisted labyrinth of my
puppetish mind.
Where do I begin? It begins with the crushing blow of my butchers mallet. Bang!
Boom! Squash! Lick! Twist! Smuggle! Kaboom! ...and so it begins. Join me.
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- Catho-Lick Pops
1. Empty out a bag of sugar
2. Pick up the sugar with both hands
3. Smell it, smack it, rub it into your hair
4. Lie down next to a running hose
5. Lock your self in a closet
6. [24 hrs] Shave yourself bald
7. Enjoy.
Swing my chef's hat like a wh*re.
- Crisp-tian Pork Rinds
1. Throw a pig off a tall building
2. Shovel it off the ground
3. Toss it in a diesel engine
4. Rub it on a falafel chef
5. Wax your body with Hawaiian Tropic TM
6. Enjoy.
-KidPuppet Sings the Blues-
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Catho-Lick them like your mama.
- He-Brew Lager
1. Get some yeast (self explanatory)
2. Rub it on some wax paper
3. Pour Sam Adams TM on it
4. Listen to the haunts of the Dark Woodsman
5. Squeeze a girbel through a spaghetti strainer
6. Enjoy.
'nuff said
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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