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Barbequed Pig
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Winner Winner Lobster Dinner
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Prized Patrol
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I Won. I Won... I Won Da Moneys!
- Look Out Behind You!
Oooh. Juicy. Stewed prunes.
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Thousands have entered! Multiples of ten have won! It's the KidPuppet Prized Patrol. Just subscribe to PuppetSwank, PuppetTaboo, HairPuppet, or PuppetAnal and you're automatically entered. Purchase necessary, void if swarthy. Get a free eye-patch and microwave with a subscription before August 1985. Win the ultimate prize! A free anal probing by none other than KidPuppet himself!
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Here's the proof!
X-rays show that you're guaranteed a solid probing by a genuine puppet paw! He'll probe so far that your spine will tingle, your nerve endings will cease to function. Doctor's fees for surgical puppet removal not included.
Who's Next?! Your Soul is Mine!
You'll be so abused, you'll wonder why you even entered in the first place. You'll wake up in a cold sweat and not remember what happened in the last 3 years of your life. How could you pass up an offer to be rectally manhandled by a deviant of felt and stuffing? ...and remember he has a metal pole attached to his arm.
-Provided by: Casino Commission/ Puppet Reservation-
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X-ray of the prized probe
Better than a colonic! More memorable than falling off of a blimp and into a Turkish prison! More action-packed than slapping a monkey in the uvula and screaming like a nun at a panty raid! ...and yes, you'll be locked in KidPuppet's basement pantsless for a solid two weeks.
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
Might is right. Power to the puppet.
Go get some Awww!
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