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AskMurderer.com
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Puppet Asks OJ...
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...Murderer Answers
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This guy.
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Exclusive: KidPuppet Asks OJ!
KidPuppet took some time out of daily lama beating schedule to log onto a site that possibly contains more lies than KidPuppet.com, AskOJ.com. KidPuppet heated up the site with some controversial questions, answered with some murderous answers. See why KidPuppet now always looks over his shoulder before he enters any dark alley.
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- KidPuppet: Hey, OJ. What's that in your eye?
- OJ Simpson: What do you mean? There's something in my eye? You can't see me.
- KP: Yeah, a murderous glint, b*tch. No, but seriously... How are ya?
- OJ: [Annoyed tone] I'm good. Thanks for asking. I'd just like to make it clear that whatever happened, it was her fault. If I killed anyone, it would have been because I loved her. Her hairly clam didn't know any control and she deserved it! I'm going to eat your baby!
- KP: Hey now. Just relax there cowboy. You're starting to sound like a... murderer or something. Idiot.
- OJ: What did you call me? I'll slice you like I sliced... uh, forget it. I'll find the real murderers and I'll send them after your fuzzy puppet ass.
- KP: So what's the reason for your web site anyway?
- OJ: It's to prove that I'm not a murderer. To prove that I'm not trying too hard to cover the fact that I murdered two people. AskOJ.com is a site where users log on, give me their credit card number, and ask me if I'm a murder over and over again for $19 a day. Hey, I'll even attach my nuts to a web cam for enough money and publicity.
- KP: I'm not surprised, you knife wielding weirdo. So why'd you try to run away from the police and what's with all that blood evidence?
- OJ: It was all a setup. Mark Furman, that racist ass licker, wanted to see me in jail.
- KP: Yeah, that Mark Furman is a diarhea sipping jackass, but you really think a donkey molesting dildo pusher like him is going to be able to frame you?
- OJ: It wasn't just him. It was the whole legal system...
- KP: Shut up, f*ckhead.
- OJ: I'll kill you! I'll slash you throat and rape your sliced puppet neck!
- KP: You're a murderer, aren't you? Yeah, that's right, murderer! You like the kill, don't you? You like the thrill of hot fresh blood flowing all over your knife clutched hand, you cross-eyed, rage-blinded, freak.
- OJ: I know where you live! I'm going to hide in the bushes and jump out to slash your skinny puppet neck.
- KP: Yeah, just like you did to Ron Goldman and wifey Simpson, huh? Oh, you like the killing.
- OJ: I said I didn't do it! And if I did, I did it out of love! ø÷õÙ ½¸´® ËŠ{ ºÙþÿÊç æ£ Ã¦ ¤¢
- KP: Love for killing. Right. Now it makes sense. What the f*ck was that little crazy sh*t at the end?
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- KP: Ah, too bad. Looks like the raging neck cutter broke his keyboard. What a d*cklicker.
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