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The Brama Bull Touches Puppet
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The Puppet says Know Your Role, candy-ass jebroni.
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If you smell...
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KidPuppet Takes On The Rock!
Here's an except from the controversial never televised match between KidPuppet and "The People's Champion". Those lama anus licking, monkey nipple sucking, jebronis at the WWF didn't have the sperm sacs to air this, but here it is. Puppet vs. Bull... Can you smellllalalalalow.. what The Rock is cooking!?
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KidPuppet: [Standing in the Ring with the mic] This Mr. Rock guy... He thinks he's tough. He's nothing but a spandex wearing sweaty man grabber. Rock, if you're listening, bring it on! Just try and flip my limp wobbly puppet body.
Announcer: Are you directly challenging The Rock?
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KidPuppet pinning a spastic monkey.
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KidPuppet: Didn't you just hear what I said, or do you still have dung in your ears from the last time I shat on your face?
Announcer: So when do you plan on taking on The Rock? ...
The Rock: [Rock's Theme Song Playing. The crowd roars in groin grabbing excitement. Rock lifts his head in a smelling gesture...] Now, look here, you candy ass midget grabbing puppet. You think you can jump in the ring and take on The Rock? The Rock doesn't waste his time tearing up dirty piles of anus whiping cloth and stuffing, candy-ass jabroni.
KidPuppet: I got two words for you, you breast reducing, nut sac exposing, ball grabber... Suck It! [KidPuppet performs a mid-air crotch chop.]
The Rock: [Drops the mic, mouths "son of a b*tch", and runs toward the ring.]
KidPuppet: [Runs at The Rock and punches him three times in the head as he's sliding under the ropes.]
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The Rock: [Stands up as KidPuppet is punching him. Grabs KidPuppet in a head lock and drops his face into the mat.]
KidPuppet: [Flips and flails around in pain. Staggers off to the side of the ring.]
The Rock: (Whispers to KidPuppet) OK, I'm going to throw you out of the ring now. Throw me into the steps.
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KidPuppet: (Whispers to The Rock) What did you say, b*tch?! I'm going to rub a dead squirrel on your chest and jam a water snake into your spandex.
The Rock: [Mouths "son of a b*tch".]
Random Fat Wrestler: [Runs into the ring. Gets punched in the throat by KidPuppet and collapses.]
KidPuppet: Eat that, fat monkey! Your next. [Points at The Rock; bounces off of the ropes and choke slams The Rock.]
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The Rock: [Picks up KidPuppet and tosses him out of the ring, into the audience; makes his smell gesture.]
KidPuppet: Eeeeaaahhhh!! Eeeaaoooooohhh! Ah Ah Ah! [A small monkey jumps out from under the ring and crawls into the ring.]
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Monkey: [Bites off the referee's genitals.]
The Rock: [Mouths "what the f*ck?!" and "son of a b*tch", raises one eyebrow.]
Monkey: Eeeeeeh! [Drop kicks The Rock in the genitals, and snacks on his crushed nut sac.]
KidPuppet: [Stands on The Rock, and performs a cross crotch chop with pyro going off in the background.] Suck It!
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KidPuppet:
-Sex: Male
-Height:
approx 2'10"
-Weight: 2 lbs.
-Origin: Unknown
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