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Popularist Sciencing
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When As***les Fly!
-by Finkle Greenjeans
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Vacation, startling information found. True. Yes, collected. Information, us scientists found. Believe it, you will.
Found, we have, blueprints yes. Photos, yes. Believe us, you will. Yes. Puppets. Puppets found. Found we have. Much
KidPuppet influence. True, it is. Startling information, yes. Shocking, yes. What it means? Means much, it does, yes.
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Running man, monkey a*s jebroni. Lama anus. Guiliani-tenderoni.
North Korean Project
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KidPuppet running. Running from the evil. Evil chasing for idea. Idea, much significance. Yes. Where has idea gone?
Gone, idea is. Plans, gone they are. World receiving much misfortune. KidPuppet at fault? Much confusion. Much worry.
Much fighting. Future is uncertain, it is. Blueprints are much damaged, they are. Cold fusion could be. Stupid f*cken puppet. As***le. Dingus, puppet.
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-Jebroni Science Foundation Press-
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